I really need to stop having ideas.

Like, I have a freaking backlog, brain, can we not?

So I tend to get a lot of ideas that come and go…and a lot of ideas that live rent-free in my head.

Like how about I write a memoir with each episode/chapter titled after a song and each memory/life event/topic approached with comedic wit of a awkward standup routine and Big Fish (highly underrated movie) hyperbole.