Your Regularly Scheduled Dose of Darkness
Pure chaos from the writing desk and a few dangerous book recs.
Listen.
I come with an exciting update, not a plea for forgiveness. I’m not behind on Taming Malice… I’m simply allowing the story to stew until it’s ready to serve.
Okay, fine. I fell behind. A touch. Sue me.
Or, better yet, cheer for the promise of not one, but TWO delicious episodes dropping with the next newsletter.
(If I fail to meet this promise, may all of my followers swallow me in a mob of torches and pitchforks, demanding retribution.)
Did somebody say delicious?
And yes, that’s made-from-scratch. Per the usual. Only the best from the hubs <3 I fall deeper in love with him every single meal.
New Episode Releases
Exclusive Feature
Well-behaved women rarely make history...but well-behaved monsters might!
But what battleground tactics will lead them to the promised land instead? The answers to this riddle prove as shocking as the strategies employed. For they will soon settle upon a series of outrageous stunts, meant to make them stand out from the anonymous rabble - while it's true that smacking random strangers on their backsides is perhaps not as common as it used to be, most standard icebreakers have been trod so far into the ground that there's no hope of standing out otherwise. Much more original approaches are therefore required.
When some of them eventually discover what angles truly work, the results are as unexpected as their outlandish ideas. Still others will refuse to believe in their successes, despite the causes and effects parading around in plain sight. For most, however, in particular their hapless targets, once these concepts catch fire, they have considerable reason to wish this mischievous, costumed genie had never been poured from its mid-range liquor bottle. Oh, if only they could return to a quainter day, when everyone was screwing around with silly props instead! Because when it becomes irrefutable what kind of twisted behavior acts like a magnet in attracting mates, these findings are legitimately monstrous, and give everybody involved a dimmer view of human nature.
Book Fairs
Enjoy all the amazing finds from those fairs! I need to hole up and work on Taming Malice before you come get me.
Stay safe! Stay healthy! Stay happy!